Oh yes I was here when the door bounded. Actually he knocked so hard I was frightened, taken a back, & almost didn't answer it. You would have thought it was the law bounding on that front door. I knew FedExy was coming, but the knock I do not remember. Crrrreeekkkk. Oh yeah I see the package in his hand & the truck in the distance but the face? I didn't not recognize. You mean I only get FedEx maybe 2x a year and Mr. FedExy is not here today? Where is he? Sick, replaced(oh heavens NO). I could have waited an extra day for the deliver if Mr. FedExy needed me to. Did his route change? A little sad, disappointed, and embarrassed that I'm still talking about it/him. Ok I have to quite!! That's the update, a sad one. Rest assured that even the replacement was a step up from Doug from King of Queens.
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I LOVE it! Fed(s)Exy! My FedEx man is pretty plain, but every once in a while... the OTHER one knocks on the door. My husband thinks it's hysterical.
Deliveries usually come between 2 and 3 pm, and I always pop up and run to the door (mostly because I love getting stuff in the mail, no, really) but my husband is already there. He peeks out the window and gives me a thumbs up or down.
My husband is so cute, so he's not in the least bit threatened. He'll stand around the corner and whisper (so only I can hear him) "Is that you're boyfriend?" "ooooooohhhh, Is that the cuuuuutttteeeeee one?" He's awful! So there I am, signing for the package and cracking up. The dirvers must think I'm a crazy lady. Well, I'm glad I'm not the only one. Cute post, Heather
You are so funny! My FedEx guy is about 70 years old. Cool if you like older men LOL!
What a let-down! :(
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